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When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.
"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"
A girl who will give you a blowjob for $3.25. She is also known to ask for this money prior to giving brains, stating it will be used for bus fare, and then proceed to walk home. She is the biggest brainer alive.
Person with a Penis: "Damn. I could use a bj."
Mama Hen: "Get your $3.25 ready!"
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