The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.

Hey, man, you’re a Matt Murray!

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