The McClair Method

When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.

These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.

Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.

This is an example of The McClair method.