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A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.
"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."
the Michael Jackson phenomenon is when a person does Michael Jackson's signature "HEE HEE" and every nearby human mimics this sound
Person 1: Have you heard of the Michael Jackson phenomenon?
Person 2: Michael Jackson? You mean the guy that goes HEE HEE
everyone: HEE HEE