The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

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micropussy

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

Micropussy

a pussy that is sewed tight so a cock cant fit but it looks like a very small pussy that cannot fit a cock

my dick doesn't fit in you, got a micropussy?