Goat-Man
Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.
Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.
Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.
Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.