The Naughty Ewok

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.

As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.