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Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.
"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
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Neighbor is a term used to replace nigga. This term is used when white people are rapping/singing a song but don't wanna get in trouble or when there's black people around.
white person: "*raps* *raps* ni-"
black person: "Huh?"
white person: "uh... neighbor, *continues rapping*"
black person: "That's what I thought."
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A convenient person to have as a friend as they live near you
-dude lets chill we live so close, we're neighbors it'll be easy
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Neighboring, by definition is to annoy, harass and/or sabotage unliked neighbors in your neighborhood.
Usually best to strike anonymously to avoid law enforcement. This can include: Switching lawn furniture between yards to initiate war, ripping down clothes from clothes lines (preferably underwear) and throwing it into other yards, tipping lawn furniture into pools (where applicable), stealing decorations, smashing lights, deflating car tires, keying cars, breaking fences, relocating outdoor pet into other yard, stealing lawnmowers, jamming air conditioners, stomping on roofs at 3am, ringing doorbells, egging & TPing.
Works best when sabotaging two neighbors instead of the one you dislike and yourself.
"Yesterday while Neighboring, I broke into their garage and took a shit on the hood of their car."
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People who live adjacent to you.
They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.
They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.
Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.
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Neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours,
-noun
1. One who persistantly complains and argues in a annoying manner
2. One who continuously finds fault in all aspects of any given situation.
3. One who is bothersome
4. One who, or that which, annoys.
5. One who violently demonstrates rage or frustration; a sudden outburst of ill temper.
Origin 2004-06
"That boy wants to do something with me this afternoon, but I'm busy so he threw a neighbors."
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A term used to describe a non-live-in sexual partner w/out publicly admitting a committed relation. Similar to room-mate w/ the exception that each partner maintains a separate residence, generally w/in close proximity to each other. Commonly used at bars when attempting to gain a new sexual partner when questioned about a current one. Used by both men and women, most commonly heard in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Sorry I missed your call.. i was having diner w/ my neighbor.
OMG, so I've been hanging out w/ my neighbor, and he just asked if I'd be his room-mate!
I can't go out to night, I'm going to the movies w/ my neighbor.
Oh.. she's just my neighbor.
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