The Niamh Incident

An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.

It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart

CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY

ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW

CHARLIE: my pants are brown

Archie: you da G