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An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense
"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
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n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.
I got this girl in The Octopus last night.
You ready to feel The Octopus?
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A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?
A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
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This is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. Called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.
"Got this chick last night, She let me do "The Octopus" on her!"
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A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.
Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
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A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.
That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.
That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
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A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.
He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.
She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off
"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"
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