The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"