The Ooga Booga Event

Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.

Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.