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the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

by Angelacia May 26, 2007

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osbourn

This is the short form of Osbourn High School in Manassas, VA. For the most part, it's a fairly boring place. Unfortunately, the school is of the shittiest quality and the adminstration is corrupt to the harsh detriment of the students. With many stupid and senile teachers, it's a wonder any students manage to be accepted into college at all. It's a shame so many tax payers pay for their children to be cheated out of an education.

-"Hey do you like your high school?"
-"Nah man, I go to Osbourn."

by osbournsucks February 20, 2016

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The Osbournes

a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

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Osbourne

Verb: To osbourne something is to brutally maul and/or decapitate something. Named after George Osbourne, Chancellor of the Exchequer from 2010, who made a lot of spending cuts.

Wow, that wolverine osbourned that tramp!

by SpeedFreak01 January 15, 2011

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osbourne

(verb) To take what would normally be a simple and straightforward task or process and screw it up royally. To mess up an operation which seems like a sure thing. To choke.

The move to Intel chips could be a great thing for the company...provided Apple doesn't osbourne it.

by Mitch Kowalski June 7, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Osbourned

To be so high/drunk/both that it's all you can do to drag your body around like Ozzy Osbourne.

I shouldn't have had those painkillers on top of all that beer. I'm completely Osbourned now.

by Marc GJ May 21, 2004

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Osbourne

The guy who always fucks shit up...

1SGT: Dont be like Osbourne, Osbourne would fuck that shit all up.

by 1SGT February 8, 2005

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