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the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body
do not go to arizona.
Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!
the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
The Penis Man has struck again!
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Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes
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A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
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The “Penis Man” (sometimes stylized “Penisman,”) is notorious graffiti artist in Arizona. The term penisman can be used to refer to a mass vandal who tags public property.
”But containing the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than anyone would have expected.”
- Daily News
"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly
Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly
Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man