The Picard

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..

Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"

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picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

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picardize

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.

"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."

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Picard

Picard \verb\ pɪkɑ́rd

Full definition:

1. to demonstrate, via logic and rational thought, the moral and ethical invalidity of a bigoted, ignorant, divisive, insulting, derogatory, persecutory, discriminatory, exclusionary, racist, sexist, heterosexist, religio-phobic, homophobic or any other position, expression, delineation, demarcation, publication, verbalisation, assertion and proliferation of statements whose purpose is to vilify or perpetuate oppression and unequal treatment of others' exercise of individual civil and political liberties, economic, social, and cultural rights.

Transitive verb:
I am going to Picard those bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists from the Westboro Baptist Church, for protesting in front of and celebrating the deaths of uniformed soldiers who died in service to protect their right to be bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists.

Intransitive verb:
I just Picarded a conservative MP for vilifying the LGBTQIA community and voting down the same-sex marriage bill, after being caught on camera paying 10 grand for a giant weekend long orgy.

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Picarded

The act of destroying a great male character in an established universe in order to introduce “strong” characters of diverse backgrounds in order to make them shine.

Did you see the new Bond movie?

Yeah, it’s sad to see Bond get Picarded like that

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Picard

The recipient must have a bald dome shaped head (not essential but preferable). Must happen in a public place. The recipient kneels down in front of the crotch of the donor whilst he places his scrotum on to the head... as the balls take equilibrium and drop to make a hat the donor says ‘Make it So’ (optionally the recipient can reply ‘warp speed Mr Sulu’)

My bald mate wouldn’t shut up so I gave him a picard

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Picard

To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek

Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.

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