by Barney Stinson and was published on October 5, 2010 by Touchstone Books.
The Playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by Barney (How I Met Your Mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
The Don't Drink That
The Mrs. Stinsfire
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
The SNASA
The Cheap Trick
The He's Not Coming
The Ted Mosby
My Penis Grants Wishes
The Scuba Diver
^^Moves in "The Playbook"
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The ultimate source to get you laid
P1:Hey dude I found the playbook
P2:Dude that's legendary
1. A collection of plays for each particular team. The term is most common in the game American Football. The playbook is usually very long and some plays very complex. Each player must memorize every play that he might ever be told to execute. May also be used in basketball, hockey, soccer, or any other large team sport.
2. The book filled with activation codes and locations for each nuclear warhead in the country. It is stored in a briefcase called the football.
1. The Redskins' playbook is usually long and complex, with one or two trick plays included.
2. The President flipped through the playbook to see which warhead should be launched if necessary.
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The BlackBerry PlayBook is a tablet computer made by Research In Motion.
It supports up to 1080p video playback. PlayBook Features a 3 MP front-facing camera for video chatting over Wi-Fi and a rear-facing 5 MP camera, both of which can record 1080p video. The PlayBook has a 1024×600 WSVGA, 7-inch display and 3D graphics acceleration. It features a variety of sensors, including an InvenSense 6-axis gyroscope, magnetometer, and accelerometer. The PlayBook uses the dual-core Texas Instruments OMAP4430 processor. The BlackBerry PlayBook supports high resolution video playback (H.264, MPEG4, WMV), and audio (MP3, AAC 5.1, WMA 5.1 audio playback) formats. It also has a micro-HDMI port for HDMI video output. Among the PlayBook, Apple iPad, and Xoom from Motorola, the PlayBook comes in lightest at 0.9 pounds (0.41 kg), compared to 1.33 pounds (0.60 kg) and 1.59 pounds (0.72 kg), respectively.
"Whoa, you run a 1080p flash video on YouTube and play Asphalt 6 at the same time without any lags, why can't my iPad do that?"
"Because that's not an iPad, it's BlackBerry PlayBook - the first professional grade tablet."
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I don’t have a playbook. Do tell more please:) I would be happy to receive a copy of said playbook 😀
I don’t know of other things we can do… if I knew, I would have already done them. Which I guess is good I don’t know… I think 🤔 I kinda have done a lot… oops 😬
Hmm… thinking..
can I redo things I have already done without issues?
The “we”, can you elaborate on the difference. I can come up with a lot of things we can do, but I don’t think that is what you are referring to.
So, is this why you haven’t gone to the magic numbers?
I want Playbook ❤️
I want you!!!❤️❤️
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the act of screenshotting a thread of messages and circling and adding arrows to show foul or out of pocket behavior. - snakeeshot, date of birth Thursday 10:39pm Dec 8th 2022. the war between Lord Wesley and Pussy Mikey. 7 / -9
“Find God” “would you like to stfu” — thisisntwesley. find God
phrase of find
experience a religious conversion or awakening. ( NFL playbook )
Where one uses all types of tricks and lies for publicity.
“You see how Carrie Underwood kept hyping her face injury right before her ACM performance, but she just ended up looking amazing?”
“Yeah she got dat out of the Kardashian’s Playbook.”