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When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.

Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.

John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.

by Robertson Howard February 4, 2008

36πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Pokemon

Something that you've pretended not to like since you turned 11, yet can't deny how sick it would be if they really existed.

I don't even need an example. You know damn strait what I'm talking about. Admit it; you want a Pokemon. So do I.

So do I.

by Matt Blanchard May 23, 2008

3837πŸ‘ 476πŸ‘Ž


pokemon

The greatest video game/card game/tv show of all time

Pokemon Dialogue:

You wanna go to the gym!?

Nah bro I've already got all the badges

by definitionsbytom March 5, 2013

375πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Pokemon

Say what you will folks, but Pokemon is one of the greatest games ever released for the Gameboy. Period.

The problem is that Nintendo, through their misguided policy of inundating the market with a whole wack of crappy, kitschy merchandise, not to mention a t.v show and movies galore, alienated their older players. My theory is that most people who complain about how Pokemon is stupid, are actually disenfranchised former Pokemon players. Cause let's face it, back in the day, everybody, and I mean everybody, played it.

And all that is a real shame, because from a strictly gameplay point of view, Pokemon kicks ass. It should have gone down in history as one of the better video game franchises. But thanks to Nintendo's decision to sell the game to eight year olds, that won't happen.

Back when Pokemon was cool, I played it all the time. But then when everyone was like, "This game sucks!" I jumped on the bandwagon, so that I didn't look like a loser.

by go_to_hellas February 9, 2006

3985πŸ‘ 731πŸ‘Ž


Pokemon

Pokemon are creatures that first appeared on gameboys in Japan in the year 1996.It then became a fad a fad so powerful that pokemon came to America in 1998.It had its own anime and trading card game.Pokemon is still popular but not as popular as it was from 1996-2001.

Pokemon rocks!!

by Sonicfan888 December 28, 2009

320πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


pokemon

a guilty pleasure. Just found my pokemon collection and I'm hooked again:(....
Mind you, the gameboy games are reeaally good!:D Not as childish as you would think.Theres a fisherman called Nob.....:D HEHE

...I like to reminisce :P

Me-"It's sad isn't it that I used to have a crush on Ash Ketchum off pokemon when I was Nin, Even though he was a cartoon?
Friend-"yup."

by Absolutely-WeIrD May 27, 2007

167πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "PokΓ©moning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 19, 2012

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