The Poket

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water

The Poket is never filled.

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Poketivity

When there is a shit ton of Pokemon activity in one area in Pokemon GO.

The poketivity was off the hook at the park earlier. I caught so many Pokemans!

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Poketism

A type of autism that makes you obsessed with Pokémon

Luke: "Michael has severe Poketism, he won't stop talking about Pokémon"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"

poket snake

A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.

"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"

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Reverse pick-poketing

Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

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