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The Polish Rocket

When you rub your dick between the lips and ass of a female during intercourse. But instead of the true act of sexual penitration, you just think your in. Your dick is the rocket, and Polish because Polish people are said to never do anything totally correct.

Billy was having sex with a girl and thought he was in but kept sliding his dick between the lips of the vagina and the bottom of the ass crack. Pulling the Polish Rocket!

by Gahry Rahn March 27, 2008

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polish rocket

Doing a "farmer". Blowing snot by blocking one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. Disgusting snot blowing usually done by rednecks, hillbillies and drunks.

My redneck neighbour was congested and drunk and put a nice Polish rocket into the garden, much to the chagrin of his wife and my wife.

by Kevlar177 April 17, 2014

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Polishing the Rocket

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was polishing the rocket.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

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polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

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Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021