That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.
lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!
When your girl is so drunk she’s on her knees over the toilet bowl puking in exorcist fashion and you sneak behind her, insert into her butthole while grabbing her hair and forcing her head into the bowl.
Dude, she is so drunk....not only am I getting anal, but she’s getting wet. Like a Puerto Rican Hurricane wet!