The Raemi Theory

The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.

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