the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

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Recessive

A term for white people which refers to white people scientifically being "genetically recessive". This is why the "one drop rule" was created.

"Don't ever let these recessives make you feel like you're subhuman".

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recess

the break given in the middle of the day to elementary school children. usually a time when children play on a playscape or just generally run around and have fun.

today, at recess, little susie kicked sand in my eyes, so i called her a stupid poopoo butt.

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recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

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recession

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.

recession

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Recess

The ultimate Disney animation show on. It has had beatiful character's such as Ms.Finster and Randall you both fornicated with Rhandelle.

"Haha I watched recess today, doesn't randall look like the sign interpreter?"
"Yeah let's name it Rhandelle."

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recession

Recession is the decline in a country's gross domestic product (GDP), or negative real economic growth, for two or more successive quarters of a year. The term recession, however, has been utilized in recent decades by politicians to distort the economic outlook and reframe in more positive terms rather than have to address the looming economic depression.

Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?

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