The Relaxer

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".

Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.

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Relaxed

Having an easygoing and mellow nature.

"Wow, Liz seems very relaxed...has she been smoking the ganja lately?"

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Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

relax

The one thing you shouldnt say to women/girls.

Ashley: so I went off on him and said...

Jacob: wow, relax

Ashley: U WOT M8

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relax

To chill out, calm down and take a break.

After much work, he relaxed on the bed.

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Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

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Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

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