The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."