A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.
Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!
Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
Guardian of the sand
Poseidon quivers before him
Fuck off!
And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian
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Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves
I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves