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The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
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A Sergio will always be by your side even when you don’t need him to be. He does everything unconditionally for those he loves and will never let you down. You can always count on a Sergio. He is a passionately loyal lover, an amazing listener, and a forever companion. He will always put others before himself. Sergio is an independent man who will get things done no matter what. He is a hard worker and will not settle for less. When it comes to relationships, never let him go. Sergio will love hard that you will never doubt the love he has for you. Although he appears and seems unbreakable, he is the biggest softie. He loves to be given back the love and affection that he gives. He also loves to be cuddled and caressed after enjoying a big meal. He takes relationships seriously. He will be more loyal than anyone in the world so you don’t need to worry if he’s the ideal lover. He will spoil his significant other and will remind them how much he loves his S/O every day. He will be very protective and will never let you open a car door. A Sergio will do everything in his power to make his lover happy and will always have time to spend. He loves being in his comfort zone but won’t hesitate to step out of it when necessary. If you ever find yourself falling for a Sergio, you won’t regret it.
Sergio makes me feel so safe!
I love Sergio so much, he’s the best boyfriend ever!
Wow... Sergio is such a hard worker!
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A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
Sergio is always smiling. I want to get to know him better! He is so nice!
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Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
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The sweetest person you will ever meet , handsome, adorable, and has an amazing personality
Sergio is an amazing person
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One of the funniest boys you'll meet so nice and if you lost that person you'll really regret it. He is someone you would want to hang with . he is also the boy that would make you laugh and smile. 💗 He is also very athletic and probably play football.
Man did you hear that Sergio did 67 push ups today for fitness testing.
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A tall guy whose fine asf, he aint scared of nobady and scared of nothing, a true g who always keep it a hunnid, a hustler, all the girls want him
Oh shit watch out here comes sergio
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