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The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.
In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.
The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.
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"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.
Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me
During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.
"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"
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Urban black slang for "lawyer" referencing the attorney Robert Shapiro who miraculously got OJ Simpson off of murder even with mountains of damning evidence against him. Robert Shapiro may be the only Jew who is not hated by blacks.
"You, state police just found my biscuit in the Q river. Call my shapiro."
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Hijacking a conversation by being extremely loud, dominant and cynical.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to shapiro this arguement."
A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.
My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!
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The fast-talking speed-god of capitalism and destroyer of libtards. This mythical beasts uses facts and logic to destroy socialists and p-word moisture. His one weakness is his undeniable love for AOC feet pics, and he will do anything to even catch a glimpse of them. It is said, if he desires he could drop a fire rap track, and raps better and faster than Eminem. Some say he doesn’t even exist. One of the few entities in the world to host Pewdiepie’s Meme review.
Oh no, here comes Shapiro. Quick! Everyone dry off your P-Words!
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