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While a man is having sex with a woman, he is near climax and takes his penis and immediately puts it down the women’s throat while pressing her head against his body while ejaculating and yelling, “SHAZAM!”. Then proceeds to take it out when it’s become full flaccid.
Freddy: ‘hey how was it with your girl last night?’
Billy: ‘not so good, I did The Shazam! on her and she was pretty mad at me.’
The act of using the SHAZAM app to identify any song
Billy: "Yo, who sings that sweet tune?" Woodrow: "I don't know dude, SHAZAM it."
The act of getting head in a movie theater.
Yo, there’s a dude shazaming in row H!
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A word to express astonishment when two people say the same thing simultaneously.
Person A & B: I hate Justin Timberlake.
Person A: shazam!
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Somebody who uses Shazam or any other app that detects song titles to cheat in song guessing games.
Foxanimaljam321 is a Shazamer m9
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Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.
Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!
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1: The first letters of the names of the gods Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury, usually screamed by Billy Batson to summon the power of Captain Marvel.
2: A Goofy fuckin' exclaimation uttered by Gomer Pyle to further make him look like a dumbass.
3: An acceptable phrase to utter during orgasm whilst having sexual relations.
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