The Shitis

The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.

I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.

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The Shitis

Pronounced "Shy-tiss"

It's a combination of having the shits and the itis. You go out, eat big meal from a questionable buffet and spend the rest of the day either crapping your pants or falling asleep, or worse, both simultaneously.

Gary: Hey Pete, you ain't looking good.

Pete: Ug, I ate at Number 1 Super Indian Buffet for lunch. Now I got the Shitis.

Gary: The what?

Pete: the Shitis. I keep falling asleep whenever I'm not pooping my brains out.

Gary: Shitty.

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Shity

How Google thinks shitty is spelled.

Okay Google, spell shity...

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shity

How uneducated people spell shitty. So actually really shitty spelling.

I'm a dumass and I'm a shity spellar.

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shitiful

Someone or something so bad its shitiful

Men in Black II was a shitiful movie.

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SHITY

SEE HOW I TOLD YA!!!!!! I'M RIGHT YOURE WRONG NAH NAH TOLD YOU SO! SHOULDA DONE IT MY WAY

THAT'S SHITY (SEE HOW I TOLD YA) AS USUAL THATS SHITY(SEE HOW I TOLD YA!!)

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SHITI

A Cooler/Lifestyle Brand that embraces good times, good music, and the rusted up piece of shit cooler Grandpa left behind. If it aint a YETI cooler, its a SHITI Cooler.

Dude, why the fuck would you buy a YETI? Just Put a SHITI Sticker on your old Coleman!

I don't give a rats ass, I'm gettin' SHITI tonight.

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