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A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.
There's only one of THE SHREK.
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An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek
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Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.
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The HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe
¨Have you worshiped Shrek today?¨
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the hottest thing in the universe
shrek is shrexy
THIS IS MY SWAMP
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Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.
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