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The Sleep Mask

Take erotic-asphyxiation to another level with this airhole hat trick. Straddle your lady friend's face with your asshole on her forehead, force one of your testicles into each of her nostrils and your cock down her throat, and proceed to plunger her face till she passes out or you nut. Extra points for filling her throat with enough cum to spurt out her nostrils and coat your balls from the inside of her nose.

Dude, my girl was tossin and turnin' last night so I put the sleep mask on her...she tapped out in 30 seconds!

by johnlouisjones February 26, 2009

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sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

by buist2 August 25, 2008

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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 18, 2024