The Tash

The Tash is a being of immense power mentioned by several different ancient civilisations. All these civilisations have met there end upon encounter with The Tash. Its power is so awesome that it once managed to destroy the entire earth and put it back together so quickly that no one knew until he told them. He has also been known to severely beat his son and then tell anyone who was witness to the event, “Don’t look at him." He has also been known to appear as if out of nowhere just to beat his son with anything he can find at hand and in most cases cause severe injury to him. His son has also been known to be beaten no matter what it is he does and has also give an alarm to one of his friend so that should he misbehave he can come and give him a severe beating. It has also been rumoured that he is more powerful than Chuck Norris but due to the immense power of both of them they have never fought as it would most undoubtedly destroy the world.

What happened here?
The Tash happened.

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Tashing on

Local Geordie dialogue for getting off with, 'pulling' or 'Snogging' with another person. Often heard from Geordie Shore.

James: Oi lad, did you tash on with that lass?

Jay: Ay, we were tashing on al night.

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Tashing On

A slang word for hooking up/making out with another person. Often used by the cast of reality t.v show Geordie Shore.

"Oi Gaz, I was tashing on with that bird you bucked last week", said Scott.
Gaz looks at Scott with disgust.

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tash

A name given to someone who is:

-Extremly wierd
-Unique
-Random
-Spontaneous

Tash, a girl who is random and unpredictable. You will never know what they will do next but they often have a bad habit, such as biting nails or putting anything in their mouth or drawing on themselves.

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Tashed

Getting extremely drunk to the point that you do really weird stuff, most of which you won't remember the next day.

Man I am going to get so tashed this weekend

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tash on

Kissing

Look at them two getting a tash on

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Tash

When you first meet a Tash she’ll come across as reserved and shy but this doesn’t normally last long if you make her feel comfortable around you. Tash tends to be the coolest kid in school by accident or unintentionally so don’t mistake her for a snob. She’s a care giver, good adviser and if you love food your in luck because they’re gormet chefs. If your looking for a relationship with a Tash, expect nothing less than a wifey because she’s classy and likes to do things the old fashioned way. A Tash is amazing in bed and knows how to satisfy her partners every need, they’re amazing girlfriends and long time best friends. If your looking for something long-term, get yourself a Tash...but don’t do her wrong because she’s not known for giving second chances.

Dude 1: “Tash has an amazing ass”
Girl 1: “I wish I was as pretty as Tash”

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