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the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"
Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!
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A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.
"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"
When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.
Javi is about to the Tom Brady
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When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son
Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it
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Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.
I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T
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(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
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A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period
He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady
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