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Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)
Dude, i gave Cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.
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verb;
1. when ya man nuts in ya.
2. when a man ejaculates in a female peer, leaving semen in her vagina.
"Did you get twinkied?"
"Yeah, I feel like an oozing cream puff."
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An asian person who is either adopted or living in a white community. Hence, yellow on the outside and white on the inside.
Yo, that Alex kid is such a twinkie. He says dude and he is so bad at math!
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A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.
I made Natalie into a twinkie last night.
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a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
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