The Tzarina of West Barnstable

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.

I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.