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The incorrect and offensive way of referring to Ukraine
Tom: "Man, you're lucky to have lived in The Ukraine. I heard the chicks there are real hot."
Yuri: "It's not The Ukraine, dumbass, just Ukraine"
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The proper way to refer to Ukraine to a Ukrainian if you wanna get your ass beat.
guy 1: aren't you from the ukraine?
"guy 2 beats the shit out of guy 1*
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It’s called Ukraine, NOT The Ukraine, you dumb fuck
Gary: Hey Vlad, r u from The Ukraine?
Vlad: Bro it’s just Ukraine.
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Russia's junior economic partner and economically underdeveloped agricultural hinterland.
if Putin is allowed to remain President of Russia, The Ukraine will forever remain, well , The Ukraine, especially eastern ukraine.
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The proper way of referring to the “country”. It’s still owned by Russia to this day
Dan: I’ll from Ukraine
John: it’s the Ukraine actually you ignorant nigga
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Verb, “to be Ukrained”. When you are Russia and you invade a country and the response is humiliation on a global forum.
“…the technical term: "Russia has been ukrained."”
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When the world's 2nd largest kleptocracy, led by mentally challenged and incompetent apparatus, decides to invade its peaceful neighbor and ends up getting slapped so hard their economy travels back in time to the stone age.
Basically, some awful stinky guy is trying to bully you and ends up getting owned so hard his grandchildren will pass on the shame to their grandchildren.
NATO: Dud, remember when you Ukrained Russia in 2022?
Ukraine: I had a lot of help, my man.
NATO: Nah, dud, that was all you.
Putin: Hehe, see, Lavrov, what did I tell you about those Western Imperialists?
*Lavrov continuously bangs two stones over a bunch of sticks, hunched in a dark cave*
Lavror: That we don't need them, boss!
Putin: Damn, right! Getting Ukrained is no big deal, it's only a minor century-long setback to our economy!
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