Rural Dictionary

The Undertaker

When you throw your partner off Hell in a Cell, and they plummet 16 feet through an announcer's table.

"I gave my GF a sexy The Undertaker last night."
"Is she okay?"

by ahmahm June 23, 2017

The Undertaker

A Professional Wrestler; suffered 2nd degree burns to the chest and still wrestled for our entertainment. Baddest Motherfucker since Jules. A legit legend.

Wrestling Fan #1: "Did you see when The Undertaker was set on fire during WWE Elimination Chamber?"

Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "ya he ran lik a pusy gawd hao out of character lols"

Wrestling Fan #1: "Yes, it was out of character. I'd love for you to walk slowly down the ramp while being set on fire, idiot."

Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "herpaderp"

by M-m-m-myyyyy Sharona March 21, 2010

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The Undertaker

A sexual act when somebody moves their hands into position as if they were the WWE superstar, The Undertaker, kneeling down to Paul Bear and stuffs four fingers in the ass and the thumb in the women's vagina.

Like the Shocker but with more fingers. "Ahh, shiiet. He just did the undertaker and his four fingers smell like shit."

by Fook Fung August 25, 2010

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The Undertaker

This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.

This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion

"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.

The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit

by 28 Whitehorse road January 15, 2012

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