The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!
The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!
The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.
Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.
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1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.
Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir
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When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.
Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.
Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!
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To define words on urban dictionary.
I'm bored at work, so I'm urban dictating today while I pretend to do actual work.
Someone who commands another to write up his new addition to the Urban Dictionary. Then, after the definition has been accepted, he demands that it be rewritten because it was not good enough.
Funkstank: I've decided that I don't like this definition of "chatnip". I want you to change it or resubmit a new one.
Go. Now. Do it.
Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!
Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.
Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)
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rejection of concept by urban dictionary
dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!
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