The Used Tissue

When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.

Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment

Used Tissue

A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.

Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!

Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.

Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'

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