When you about to stick your dick inside of her and you scream "PREPARE FER HELLFIRE" and give her the fattest anal she has ever seen
I pulled The Valorant when I fucked her.
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Valor: Courage and boldness, as in battle; bravery. Simple words with limitless possibilities, how ever all direct action to a common virtue; the fight for preservation of life wither itβs their own or anotherβs. A single act of valor can rewrite the history books and leave an echo across eternity. A man can only be remembered for so long, but their chronicle holds no bounds.
The gift of valor, all have it and few use it.
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A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
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Valorant is counter-strike and overwatch's accident.
"Hey brian wanna play valorant?"
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the game that you tell others you don't play anymore because you lied and said "uninstalling" after getting shot by a jett with an op 5 times in a row.
YOU: I'M UNINSTALLING VALORANT BRO OMG
others: ok srsly? jk don't care + didn't ask + ratio
you: yes
Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
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A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.
"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"
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