go to Van Nuys

To have an abortion. This phrase was coined by Andy on the show Weeds, who called it that because the clinic he went to for abortions was in Van Nuys - a poor, seedy district in Los Angeles.

"Man I'm in serious trouble. My girlfriend is preggers."

"OK calm down. We're gonna go to Van Nuys and make everything better"

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Van Nuys Love

While kissing a loved or lusted one, you throw up in your own mouth, then pass it on to your mates mouth. Swallowing is preferred as usual, but spitting is also mildly acceptable. This is is an act of love and/or affection that commonly occurs in Van Nuys, Ca.

Yo, Dawg. Tell me you threw her some Van Nuys Love? Word.

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The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)