The Village Itch

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.

Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.

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