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When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.
I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!
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When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.
Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.
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While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.
I met this girl at the club last night, I got her home and did the Weaver all over her.
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The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!
That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
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When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
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When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.
You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"
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In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.
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