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Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
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While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
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Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.
That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.
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a girl that likes to peck on dick
that bitch is a woody woodpecker.
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A show on fox kids about a woodpecker
Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck
man 2: U can record it
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A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!