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the act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and asking people if they want to see your new Rolex.
Flanders: Hey Chunk do u want to see my new rolex?
Chunk: Yeah sure
Flanders:BAM!
Chunk: Cmon dude why did u have to give me the wrist watch?
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A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
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Person 1: That's some fresh water you got on your wrist.
Person 2 : oh you mean my wrist watch??
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to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus
I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco
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After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
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Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P