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The ZYN Spins

A physiological feeling that takes place shortly after placing a ZYN nicotine pouch in your mouth. A state of complete euphoria takes place for a small window of time before your legs turn to jello, all motor function begins to deteriorate, and the earth begins to feel like you’re sitting on tilt-a-whirl. The feeling is exponentially enhanced when mixed with alcohol.

Brandon: Dude, I was wasted at the Bama last night and threw in a ZYN. I literally fell to the floor.

Joe: Sounds like a major case of The ZYN Spins.

Brandon: I still managed to get that girl’s number though!

by TESTICLETWISTER August 7, 2019

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