The Asian

Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!

Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.

Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!

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The Asian

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.

Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.

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asian asian

a person that has asian descent and looks asian

I'm considered asian asian because I'm Cambodian and look asian.

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asian

(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.)

In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders.

In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East and Southeast Asians (NOTE: "oriental" is certainly considered politically incorrect in the United States).

U.S
- I know she's Asian, but where is her family from?
- I think they emigrated here from Vietnam some years ago.

England
The Asian students presented a traditional Indian dance to their classmates.

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asian

a person from asia. duh. it does not insinuate anything in particular as asians came look and act in many different ways.

two of my best friends are asian, so is my boyfriend

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Asian

1. Japanese, chinese, or korean are not the only asians in the world you know.

There’s the Filipinos, Taiwanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indonesians, Malaysians, Indians, Russians, and many more

2. There are 45 countries in Asia.

3. Not all asians are white, not all are smart, and not all speaks “ching chong”

Asian transferee: I’m asian

Random student: so you’re chinese

Asian transferee: no I’m not

Another student: probably smart

Asian transferee: (rethinks life as memories of failing grades appear)

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Asianized

to be pwned by an asian

Prissy white kid walks down the street and gets hit in the face by a bowl of Insta-Noodles.
Random Asian Kid, "You got ASIANIZED!"

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