The Back End

The Back End is a mythical place in the United States Navy. It has been said that if you and your shipmates are able to achieve an impossible amount of maintenance/work you will be transported to The Back End and it is only here that you will then be “Hooked Up”. However it should be said that no person in the Navy has ever seen this place or knows of its whereabouts, even though all have achieved the impossible task required to be taken to this magical land!!!

If we can get all of our aircraft FMC and fly and 8 bird form flight skipper said we would get hooked up on the back end

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the back end

(n.) someone or somethin thats a waste of time and kills everything (see dickhead, douche, stubborn). it also can be a place that was a bad choice and bores the hell out of you.

JM: she said she doesnt wannna chill tonight
HP: thats the fuckin back end
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JM: nah man i gotta eat dinner before i leave
HP: you're the back end

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back end

the hit it from the back to have anal sex

im a back end that bitch

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back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

Back End of the Bat Mobile

The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.

"I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

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Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

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tickling from the back end

The act of tickling the rear parts of a significant other.

"Babe I love tickling from the back end"

"Anything you want, as long you wiped"