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hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.
*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.
I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.
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A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.
Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"
Bill: Yeah?
Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.
The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!
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The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.
I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.
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Underwear commonly worn by males. Like briefs, boxers are used to support your penis and balls, but to a less and more comfortable extent. This is good because of comfort, but your balls tend to flop around alot and your penis is always slapped around by your thighs when you walk, sometimes causing it to harden. Boxers are the most common clothing item to catch your sperm in as some boys jerk off in their boxers or even wake up to a wet dream where their dick is pumping out hot jizz all over themselves. Overall boxers are a little bit better then briefs, but not if you get erections easily.
Last night I had a throbbing boner which wouldnt go away so i pulled down my pants and boxers I started fapping hard and quick at my dick. I was about to squirt when my dad came in so I quickly pulled my boxers to hide my erection from my dad. The feeling of silk on my sensitive penis was the last straw and we both watched as my hard cock bobbed up and down as it pumped jizz all over my boxers, staining them creamy white. My dad laughed embarrasingly and almost ran out the room, leaving me standing there half naked with my boxers filled with steaming, sticky jizz.
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One of the greatest starcraft progamers to ever live.
Did you see SlayerSBoxeR's goliath micro against savior. He must have gotten 20 girls that night just from his gosu pimping micro skills.
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loose fitting underwear to the theigh.
the best undererwear...
In class while watching the pubery movie tyler looked over to the girl he liked sitting next to him. he was nervous when he found his dick getting hard. it felt so good. he decided to reach his hand down and shif the boner to be less noticable but all that did was stimulate it when the head of his dick rubbed the fabric. He groaned quietly with pleasure. the girl next to him saw this. she secret;ey liked him to so she reaed her hand over and unbuttoned his pants. she whispered to him to stay quiet while she reacher her hand inside his plaid boxers and grabbed his dick. she rubbed so hard and he was loving is so much we couldn't hold it in and he laned back closed his eyes and let out a stream of hot stickey jizz all over. it felt so good. it was the best handjob of tylers life.
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An engine with a horizontally opposed piston configuration.
"What do you have in that thing? A straight six?"
-"Yeah, six cylinders, but it's a boxer."
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