the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

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burger king

home of open-flamed whoppers

would you like fries with that?

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Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

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Burger King

Nice place to go if you like burgers and quality wifi

How am I lagging I'm on Burger King's wifi!

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Burger King

A place that pretty much follows McDonalds everywhere, For instance, if you go to a McDonalds, 20 dollars says that Burger King will be a block away

Hey look there's McDonalds, Oh, and Burger King. 2 miles later Hey look there's McDonalds again, Oh, and Burger King..again.

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Burger King

Simular to McDonalds but a lot better.

Imma go to Burger King. It’s way better than McDonald’s

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Burger King

To suddenly appear in someone's face when they aren't expecting it. Bein all creepy like the Burger King in the Burger King commercial.

I shit my pants in terror when you Burger Kinged me as I came out of the bathroom.

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